An endangered species located in the large plains of northern America — the Yeeter is truly an fascinating species. Resembling the birds in the genus Numenius, the Yeeter is actually an extremely primitive mammal belonging to it’s own exclusive class, order, genus, and species.
The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.
The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.
The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.
Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.
The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.
The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.
The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.
Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.
The mating call of the yeeters are truly amazing, and it is what gave it its name.
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”
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