100-yarder

When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.

"Dude, I saw these girls playing tennis that looked fine, but they turned out to be 100-yarders."

by Nigidis June 19, 2008

40 yarder

Any variation of yard markers referring to the distance you could punt a dog.

"That chihuaua is pretty small... I'd say at least a 40 yarder."

by tsunjo October 21, 2008

Marshall’s 50 Yarder

When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.

My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.

by BleedingRed August 19, 2023

50 yarder

Someone who appears to be a banging ass ho from a far (about 50 yards). However when you come closer to them they appear much less like Jessica Simpson and much more like O.J. Simpson.

Guy A: o shit look at that banging ass ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
Guy B: Nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. She a 50 yarder.

by Da Sak September 10, 2006

Harrison Yardney

A man of great fortune. one who gets the pussy of Michal, Jess, and Mia. A man of great honor and respect for his peers, yet hides his feelings towards them. As well as secretly wanting to hug and kiss Joshua Hyams

you remind me of "Harrison Yardney"

by IdrinkPeriod October 19, 2008

yarder

Short for "backyard wrestler". People of whom take various weapons that are used to perform acts of violence towards one another in order to win matches.

The yarders went through a hard fought battle in their backyard ring.

by Alex Sedgwick July 5, 2006

50 Yarder

When a person of the opposite sex looks incredibly hot from 50 yards away, but up close they are rather bland, plain or unattractive and make you want to die that you thought they were hot in the first place.

"Dude, Phoebe! I see this really hot guy! I'm going to get a closer look at him, text you what he looks like."
*Later*
"Dude, he was a total 50 yarder."
"That sucks, I hate those."

by YourAsianFriend November 6, 2011