Wutang Theory

Anytime you see the Wutang clan logo means you are in for a seriously big night in one way or another. There will be no choice in the matter as you will be up all night & off your chops. The only way to combat this is by wearing an item of wutang clothing or by finding someone else wearing an item of wutang clothing. Once spotted that particular item of Wutang is void to all present parties. If you are cursed by the Wutang theory all associates present with you are are also cursed. You can also draw your mates into the cursed or freeing them by advising them you have seen a Wutang. When a counter Wutang symbol is encountered all are freed. Pretending not to see a Wutang symbol when walking by does not work....you are still cursed.

WUTANG THEORY

Scenario 1) Walking down the street with your mates....ahh shit theres a Wutang symbol. 30mins later you spot another Wutang label so its counter acted, later that day you encounter another Wutang. None of your mates see anymore Wutang to counter act. That night somehow your all fucked. All of you end up paro and are too destroyed to go to work next day.

Scenario 2) Cruisin through town you spot a Wutang, shit Im fucked. You catch up with your mate for lunch and tell him about the Wutang, hes like shit now we are both fucked. You head home and prepare for a long night but that evening you recieve a sms - saw 1 other Wutang on the way home. SAFE AS FUCK.

Wutang Theory by Namn8r January 24, 2008

Wutang Shower

When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.

Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.

Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!

Mate 1:No, water around here.

Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.

Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!

P.S.

might just be an Australian thing

Wutang Shower by ThatHaloPlayer February 1, 2018

wutang 

dance originated in philly buh spread to bmore n JERZ!!..arm motions/footwork..but gotta have ur own style fill me?

damn...he muhs b frum jerz..his wutang is bananas!!

wutang by Snoopii May 6, 2007

wutang 

a slut that likes to have sex with many men at the same time or back to back to back...

That chick Robin is wutang she boned like 15 heads from the block last week.

wutang by Eric from 171 September 25, 2006

wutanged 

hammered, blasted, wrecked, stoned pissed etc.

to get totally wasted in one way or another and to get wutanged

wutanged by simps May 23, 2006

wutang 

Code word for cocaine, but not crack or freebase. Used in the company of non-cokers.

See: yay blow

"Hey man, lets go back to the apartment and throw in some Wutang"

wutang by yay May 28, 2004

Wutanger 

Australian version of chav, who wears wutang brand clothes and listens to bad rap music. Usually bearing the middle finger gesture to whoever passes by and looks at them strangely. Favourite hang out spots include the front of McDonalds and supermarket carparks. Standard of personal hygiene is usually very low.

Wutanger to an innocent passer by:
"Yo man wat da fuck you be lookin at, you want a piece of this? I'll give you a peice of this. You starin at my (pregnant 12 year old) girlfriend like dat i bash yo in da head be like death on a stick bra, watch ur back"

Wutanger by Flyaway April 19, 2006