Woofle

<i>verb</i> To be indecisive with your dog.
"Spot would have understood the command 'In or out, Spot!' had Stan actually gotten his fat ass off the couch and opened the screen door. Non-plussed by his owner's classic woofle, Spot peed on the stereo."
by Simon A January 21, 2008
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woofles

pooping and vomiting at the same time
he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket
by whoooooosisit June 13, 2011
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woofle

All your w00fle are belong to pie.
by Hyper Ferret January 11, 2004
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woofle snoofling

A long winded usually Nonsense rambling about random topics with no purpose than often leads to sexual innuendoes Often used by Streamer MilkyPimples On Facebook To summarize how his stream is kept alive.
Milky was woofle snoofling on about Absolute shit today on his Warzone stream it's more like a podcast because he dies woofle snoofling all the time.
by MilkyPimples October 07, 2021
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Woofling

That God awful noise that penetrates the eardrums when only one car window is down while driving, usually a rear window - but not always
“Dammit Kayla, either roll these windows down or roll this one up, it’s woofling in here!”

“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”
by Mr. Mitchoggie February 16, 2019
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