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Pulling a Woodruff

1) To organize your cards extremely slowly in any kind of card game, generally in a passive aggressive manner
2) To blatantly and continuously cheat at said card game, like an asshole
By pulling a Woodruff, I won the game like the asshole I am.
by Michael 117 March 2, 2009
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Woodruff

Woodruff = Forest Ranger

These creatures are rather rare, if you find one you are lucky! They are one of the most gallent, friendly, fun, and chill creatures on this planet. They have many aquainteces, but few have the honor of truely getting to know it. While friendly, they are very private, (most go by an alias name, ie, Woody) and have been known to get hostile if someone is too nosey.
person 1) That dude is awesome! He is down to earth and really chill... Who is he?

person 2) Oh, thats Woody. I mean Woodruff. And yes, he is awesome.
by ~ kitsune ~ December 5, 2011
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JT Woodruff

Very hott lead singer in the band Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights has been called emo, scremo bunches of other stuff. They do scream. -Casey Calvert is the screemer- But, that stuff's beside the point, JT Woodruff is beautiful <3 He has long blackish hair and brown eyes. He's married... -to Niki Niki FM- Oh ya, he plays gituar too. <33
JT Woodruff in song Wake Up Call

Wake me up,
From this nightmare,
Wake me up I know that I
Am drowning
In,
The blood from a pitch-black heart
by Alexandra<3 June 14, 2006
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Woodruff

Woodruff - A name which is given to faggots.
His name should be Woodruff, not Jeff.
by Hordey July 31, 2017
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dirty woodruff

A sexual act that consists of placing your index and middle fingers into the nose of the victim and dry dogging thier asshole until climax. After your baby gravy has been deposited quickly remove your fingers from the nostrals and kick the victim soundly in the abdomen. Usually resulting in a violent explosive mixture of the two people's bodily fluids
Dude she let me tie her up and give her the Dirty Woodruff
by Filthycaptianwooy December 4, 2018
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Woodlum

The redneck version of a mischevous/ trouble-causing hoodlum.
That woodlum straight tipped all my damn cows and ran off with my sister, I sure miss my wife...
by Redneck all the way down March 19, 2014
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Woodruffing

To masturbate furiously and without remorse. Often times to hockey teams such as the Chicago Blackhawks.
Did you hear about the Blackhawks winning the Stanley cup this year? Steve was woodruffing so hard that he nearly passed out.
by Tom Smidgens September 6, 2013
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