The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.
Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!
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Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.
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