A mixture of Winter and Festival. A made up holiday that occurs in December for people of all different beliefs to worship rampant consumerism.
Winterval is great! By not being Christian holiday it doesn't exclude people of different beliefs, and by taking on the burden of commercialism AWAY from Christmas, it allows Christians to celebrate the birth of Jesus. Everyone's a winner!
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Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?
Tim: She dumped me.
Scott: How come?
Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.
Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?
Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
Tim: She dumped me.
Scott: How come?
Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.
Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?
Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
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