by 🤙🏽🤙🏽 March 13, 2017

When you get a giant Tesla cannon and tase and destroy your balls with it and letting out a mighty roar
Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy
Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk
Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk
by anonymous February 23, 2023

Rein: OMG look mercy it's WINTON. Winton: Did you bring the peanut butter? Winton overwatch is a monkey
by bob the bulied April 11, 2023

by arielhatebot November 14, 2021

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
by rupert12 May 22, 2024

A filthy winton is a life threatening condition where an individual, usually of smaller stature, finds pleasure in reading boring english literature. Common symtoms include:
- Large, protruding chin
- Lesbian-like mannerisms
- Small breasts
- Large, protruding chin
- Lesbian-like mannerisms
- Small breasts
by thatthicccboi May 20, 2024

