window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying

Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."

by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016

window licker

A person with little control over their facial muscles causing their tongue to hang out and excesive drooling to occur.

Stop dribbling Macca you window licker

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003

window licker

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.

Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.

by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004

window licker

Dennis Hahn

Durrrr dee dee dee duhhhhhhhh.

Dennis Hahn, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm a window licker.

by 5tircrazy July 12, 2010

window licker

A girl who's got a great body, but when she's got a fucked up face.
Watch the Aphex Twin video Window Licker to know what i'm on about.

"Look at the arse on that!" "Urrgh! look at the face on that! RUN!"

by iguanapunk March 29, 2004

window licker

a retarded reatrd who licks windows on the happy bus....

"i like horses...i love them....lick,lick,lick...hmmmm...this window is getting very clean?????"

by jessifa May 24, 2004