wiley

a beautiful girl who's ditzy and all the guys love her. will pretend to be your friend, but probably isn't.

girl 1: omg, wiley is so cool.
boy 1: ya, she's hot.
girl 2: well she was trash talking both of you.

by jesushatesme!! November 22, 2010

wiley

slang for being too lazy/rich to do normal male macho stuff such as changing your tyre on your car.

He did a Wiely and called the breakdown guy to fix his flat tyre.

First coined on puce.com

by Dr Nick January 11, 2004

Wiley

A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.

Wiley: Who should I pick on today?

by Saints66 August 05, 2023

Wiley

A great guy, every girl loves. He is sweet, smart, athletic, cute, caring, funny, and more than perfect.Every guy wants to be a Wiley.

That dude is such a wiley

by Hailey13lisak February 18, 2015

Wiley

literally the best person you’ll ever meet. super duper smart, athletic, and sweet. everyone wants to be his friend. girls will literally cry over him. even though he is a dummy he will make you smile for hours. literally perfect.

damn look at wiley

by dumdumdumdumddumdum January 03, 2021

Wiley

A real character. A bit of a wild card! Someone who is eccentric but has a heart of gold. Sly when they need to be. Often a papa looking out for his bois

"Damn Papa, you sure showed them! Lucky you're so wiley!"

by Dr. M. Toboggan September 17, 2020

Wiley

Someone shouting to get noticed

Stop doing a Wiley Bruv nobody cares

by Bitchgal72 February 15, 2020