Man 1 "Dude, she's smart, pretty, nice and likes beer and football, I totally gotta wife her up"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
by ElTigreNegro December 9, 2009

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.
by Wach November 9, 2007

by dada polk April 28, 2008

by yo liz January 6, 2007

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.
Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
by rap battle master March 30, 2009

A term used to describe your best friend's infatuation with his new girl friend. Where the friend puts aside all other people and commitments in order to spend as much time with the new girl.
by loleyknave August 4, 2010
