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Wife it Up 

The act of a man working towards getting some decent pussy. Usually involves acting like you are interested in the bitch, and takin care of her from time to time. Most likely ends in the gentleman busting in the bitches face immediately prior to their breakup.
"Yeah that bitch Susan was fine as shit, thats why i decided to wife it up...but it wasnt worth my while to deal with her anymore so imma bust in her face tonight and end it.
Wife it Up by Pilot420 October 24, 2009

Wife her up

If she is pretty, nice, makes you smile, treats you like a king, has daddy issues, and is Colombian ....... I got some news buddy, WIFE HER UP
It'll be to late if you wait, Pick the fruit before it ripens 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
She treats me like the best in the world, I might "Wife her up"

DAMN She got it for me, Im gonna "Wife her up" for sure
Wife her up by IsMeruem- July 19, 2022

wife me up 

a special outfit you wear to get killer dick
"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"
wife me up by wetdogs December 6, 2016

Wife-ing it up

A term used to describe your best friend's infatuation with his new girl friend. Where the friend puts aside all other people and commitments in order to spend as much time with the new girl.
Have you seen Todd lately?
No, he's been wife-ing it up with Karen for the past 2 weeks
Wife-ing it up by loleyknave August 4, 2010

trussed up like a sailor's wife