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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie 

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The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
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austrian wienerschnitzel 

A phallic reference jestingly used in the company of gentleman.

Noobs are often suggested to consider imbibing the aforementioned subject, for austrian wienerschnitzel cures hunger in homo sapiens that require sustenance.

om nom nom is the sound of someone taking austrian wienerschnitzel inside their mouth.
I say, good sir, you appear famished. Might I suggest, my good fellow, that you remedy your hunger by consuming this large austrian wienerschnitzel. Om nom nom. Much better, wouldn't you say?

Wienershnitzel 

Wienerschnitzel was started with the opening of a single hot dog stand in 1961. Today, they're the World's Largest Hot Dog Chain with over 300 restaurants in ten states and Guam. Besides their signature chili dog, they're also loved for their delicious corn dogs, chili cheese fries and chili cheeseburgers.

The chili cheese fries/chili dog combo is wonderful.
Hey Tony, let's go eat at Wienershnitzel for lunch today.
Wienershnitzel by Tony V January 19, 2006

spicy wiener schnitzel 

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

wienerschnitzeled

when a guy becomes the most wanted wiener in the room
"last night at the party, john wienerschnitzeled that room the minute he walked in!"

weenerschnitzal 

guy that collects weeners and is a queer
Matt Shaffer or any other queer guy

weenerschnitzal 

a man that likes weeners.
a man that is just queer
Matt Shaffer is a weenerschnitzel