Whore’s Breath

Breath so rotten and foul it smells like the person sucked a dozen dirty dicks.

In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.

My new boss has whore’s breath. Give that dude a mint.

My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.

That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Whore's gallon

The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose

I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon

by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018

Whore's Crotch

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.

I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

whore's way

An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.

man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."

by offensivename August 30, 2010

whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.

My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".

by Pseudonym February 2, 2005

whore's nightmare

A situation gone horribly wrong. Often used to describe a project that refuses to go according to plan.

We were missing two of the required parts, so trying to assemble the furniture turned into a whore's nightmare.

by monkey_toes August 24, 2020

Whore's Throne

A position in sex, normally seen in porn involving a gangbang, where a female inserts a man's penis in her anus while he is in a seated or lying position. Most times, the female's back is facing the male. Meanwhile, another male stands or kneels infront of the female and inserts his penis in her vagina. Several males may switchout having intercourse with the female's vagina, all the while the male beneath the female has his member in her anus. Moreover, the female has access to the penises of the other males where she may pleasure them with her mouth, breasts, and hands.

Dayum! Did u see the hot ass blonde in "Gangbang Bitch #22?" The whole crew ran on her at the same time. They got her on the Whore's Throne and beat her holes up big time!

by jacksoverqueens January 10, 2009