whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Justified Ass Whooping

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014

Making whoopie

A term used to describe aggressive love making

“Daddy daddy, I saw mommy making whoopie with the fed ex man today!”

by Jakeb35 June 28, 2020

whoopie slap

to fill up your ass with air and slap someone with it letting out a fart in the process

shane dawson said it

dude she got whoopie slapped

by idonthaveapseudonym.0 January 13, 2011

Oh Whoopie Doo

sarcastic response to a statement made by a third party, meaning you really don't care at all about it, or that you really do not believe that the third party is telling the truth.

for example someone says that they have just found a small amount of money, you say oh whoopie doo.

by tigger-boo November 8, 2008

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

Wheeling Whoopie Cushion

A male firmly places his mouth over his partners vagina forming a seal, he then blows, forcing air into the vaginal cavity and proceeds to have anal sex with his partner doggie style causing her to queef sporadically. queef doggy style anal sex

Ben likes to do the Wheeling Whoopie Cushion while hogging.

by patrolmangrier June 30, 2008