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white guy syndrome

(W.G.S) The consistent inability of white people to do/understand aspects of African American culture. This includes not understanding rap and hip-hop lyrics, dancing badly to music, and failing at playing funk.
Billy had white guy syndrome (W.G.S) so no one would dance with him at the club.
by kenarchist November 15, 2009
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Oppressed White Guy Syndrome

This disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behavior) i.e. thinks he is a First Nation Chief when in fact he is the son of european immigrants from New Jersey, symptoms include but are not limited to: complete disregard for anyone's point of view, especially ... See Morethat of 'ethic' people, because his is of course the only 'ethnic' point of view that matters. This creates an overwhelming need for admiration, the white guy is always right -and usually has a complete lack of empathy toward others. People with this disorder often believe they are of primary importance to anyone one they meet, and that their opinion trumps any real life experience or first hand knowledge. While this pattern of behavior may be appropriate for a king in 16th Century England, it is generally considered inappropriate for most ordinary people today. People exhibiting this syndrome tend to become exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends. Plastic Shammen, Wannabe's, new ageist, Twinkies and the like have a higher percentage of falling victim to this syndrome than any other group currently. This Personality Disorder is characterized by an enduring pattern of thinking, feeling, and behaving which is significantly different from the person's culture and results in negative consequences.
He's not Native he's suffering from Oppressed White Guy Syndrome -
by Two Bears July 24, 2010
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Spicy White Guy

A white man that mainly or only dates black women
Girl1:That's a cute white guy but he probably only dates white girls

Girl2: nah he's a spicy white guy
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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white shirt guy

A cute guy that wears a white shirt and white bandana when he frequents Shampoo in Philadelphia every thursday; A cute emo boy who wears white.
Holy shit! I found these pictures on my computer that I saved about a year ago. He looks really familiar! OMG. It's white shirt guy from shampoo!
by Soren Keirkegaard July 22, 2006
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Types of Token White Guys

The Token White Guy comes in several varieties.

1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious

2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.

3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
Types of Token White Guys

Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.

Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.

Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game
by 35 ACT, 9/10 Looks March 7, 2021
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White Guys Jumping

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline
by nig00h May 16, 2006
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White Guys Black Dragon

When someone calls a black guy to jerk a white guy off so hard his dick turns black.
Stan: Yeah some dude called a black guy to give me a White Guys Black Dragon
Rhys: Damn... did it hurt?
by ExentricPhoenix March 14, 2019
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