No Whiffle

A somewhat puerile rallying-call, usually exclaimed just moments before actually whiffing.

Bro! No whiffle, bro!

by Bro Bro Bro Bro August 17, 2010

Whiffle

A small wobbling/ fluttery motion, usually observed in adorable birds such as canaries when they're preening. Can also be used as a human word meaning to express a small amount of quiet happiness.

1) My canary just whiffled :D

2) I whiffle happily.

by JB~ April 4, 2011

whiffle

The act of placing your nose in your romantic partner's ear and sniffing short quick sniffs. Like a whippet would.

The new Olympic sport in the marital arts section - the spank, hug and whiffle.

by More McLovin In The World October 2, 2012

whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021