When do your legs open

When your horny af

Example for your bitch ass for when do your legs open

8:00 @ ur mom's house

by Asshole98 August 27, 2016

when did i ask

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.

"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"

by shesgotbunda February 7, 2021

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

When Doves Cry

Two anuses puckering against one another

"Did you see Bill and Austin in the shower last night? It looked just like when doves cry"

by thahopey June 10, 2018

when duke nukem forever comes out

The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...

by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009

When DID I ASK

When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.

When DID I ASK
Annoying Person: When
Normal Annoyed Person:??? What
Annoying Person: DID I ASK

by Lifeisfragile January 28, 2021

National When Day

To celebrate when i asked about a certain topic, subject or fact

National When Day: 10th November

Joe: Did you know that today is my grandma’s anniversary
Kyle: You know what day it is today?
Joe: My grandma’s anniversary...?
Kyle: No its National When Day
Kyle: When did i ask?
Joe: oh

by Bears Grizzly Bears October 26, 2020