Wew

or Wews. It is used when you are shocked or when someone say's something that you don't believe. Originated from the Philippines, or the werpa lodi petmalu capital of the world.

Someone: My name is Dldo.
Me: Wews? Is that your real name?
Someone: It is!
Me: Weeeews?

When shocked:
Someone: Happy Birthday! *brings out present*
Me: Wews! Thank you so much!

by ElvenPH November 12, 2017

Wew

A wannabe jew.

Jeez Fred, your neighbor is such a wew!

by Master Wew August 2, 2011

wew

a noob clan in counter-strike

LOL wew sucks

by luke chable December 28, 2003

wew

1)A counter-strike clan that conveniently consists of kids too young to go to CPL. They have 1 year of cal-im exp. and 1 year of cal-m exp. and they still manage to beat Team 3D.

2)A counter-strike clan that does not lan

Im in a CS clan called wew and I enjoy getting owned on lan and then going online and beating the best teams in the United States

by ksharp November 28, 2004

wew

a white jewish person

1. only white jews can be a "wew"
2. ya only other can call white jews wew's other wise ur GAY

by Bob Ze-Hottie December 15, 2008

wew

A sighing or exhaling reaction to a situation to a bad smell or sigh of relief like 'phew' and 'whew'.

A form of txtspk (text speak) meaning the same as 'wow'. It's often used by Filipino gamers when something happens in a game. Friends might also text each other 'wew' to be funny.

midman4848: yo, did u see that?
sub2pewds: wew
pyeface: dope

Friend 1: Awkward...
Friend 2: Wew...

Friend 1: Dude, you could have died!
Friend 2: Wew... Yeah!

Friend 1: yo
Friend 2: wew
Friend 1: wew

by Bubbs the trubss May 25, 2019

Wew

West Walian slang for somebody who is acting like an absolute drip. One who whinges and moans and sounds like a complete baby.

Murph - Jesus did you see that bloke crying outside the club because he couldn’t get in?
Ben - Yeah.. the bloke was an absolute WEW fair dos..

by Bennifactor January 12, 2019