wet willy

verb. the act of sticking your dick (willy) inside of the nozzle of a hose while water is running.

yo I was so horny last week I wet willy-ed a few times

by sticky dick davis November 24, 2015

wet willy

When you cum and stick your dick in somebody's ear.

I gave mary a wet willy last night after she gave me head.

by ac333334 December 10, 2008

wet willy

were you are having vaginal intercourse and the male or female urinates during it

I was banging this hot chick but she gave me a wet willy!

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

wet willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

by stamm August 31, 2003

Wet Willy

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.

Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"

by Sam .B June 8, 2007

wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

by Shawn N :) May 2, 2006

Wet willy

to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear

wet willy mr timberlake!!!!!

by Peter is gay! with matthew hull!!!! July 12, 2003