Spot Welder

A guy that has zero control during sex and blows his load immediately after insertion.

Mike is a spot welder. As soon as he begins, he's finished.

by yogurtdealer June 13, 2018

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021

Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

wilder space

the place where all missing emails and text messages end up

I haven't received that email you sent. It must be in wilder space.

by Phaeton Menace January 11, 2009

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012

Welter Williams Scale

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.

Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?

by NSW1979 February 17, 2010