BEEBONICS

How africanized bee's communicate, they have also been known to steal car stereos, and be great at basketball.

I heard those bee's speaking beebonics So I ran!

by punisher goose April 29, 2006

Heebonics

Yiddish-American slanglish, (c.f. Ebonics)

Q: So Hymie, vy iss yur nose so big?A: Oy, Nathan, air iss free. Have a Nosh, Sheldon. "Knock off the Heebonics, I already have a dick in my ear."

by Rastus January 26, 2006

ceebonics

Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.

Dave Chappelle talking in Ceebonics is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

by mDub1255 December 25, 2007

webonics

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

by Geoff B August 2, 2003

whebonics

Ebonics learned and spoken by white people that they learned by watching MTV in the 1990's.

I was with Bob the other day and he broke out in whebonics to talk to Derondrick.

by brevat January 28, 2012

Webonics

Similar in context to Ebonics, but used by suburban white teens who like to use stupid slang terms instead of actual words to speak.

Person one: "I'm texting my BIFFFLE"
Person two: "Chyeah Brospeh"
Person three: "Quit with the Webonics, use english"

by JoeyJr. February 16, 2010

whibonics

A sorry excuse for the pretending-to-be-ghetto white man's slang language; a white version of "ebonics": A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. When backed into a corner, you can always claim that it has something to do with a sort of symbolism or is a defining trait that makes your race great, versus own up to the fact that it is essentially laziness at it's finest.

whibonics: yo dawg my homeslize what be happenin in da hood my albino brotha fizzle my nizzle k'dizzle boyeee what??? ima be swipin out yo.

english: hello friend, how are you today? Goodbye.

by swipin out, yo November 6, 2008