by Dr. Chimney Richalds February 27, 2009
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Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"
by Wenchabuser. December 13, 2012
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A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010
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Get the Wanch mug.A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016
Get the Wenchitis mug.Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!
Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.
Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!
Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.
Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!
Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
by Koban December 11, 2009
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