wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003

wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

by chickunman June 15, 2003

wanking

consists of rubbing/pulling you're penis, to the point of orgasim, usually done by visulising sexual activity, or suduction

guy 1: aww...that chick was so sweet! i coulden't help wanking

guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p

guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D

by peter wallace January 10, 2008

wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

by P!ckle T!ckler August 28, 2022

wanking

1- the act of spanking the monkey

can also be used very effectively with other words to get your point accross with no mistakes such as "your maws got baws yah dog wanking fuckstick"
i find this tends to work ;-)

by pax September 15, 2003

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 30, 2007

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011