wankin asshole 

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

wankin asshole by bROD November 29, 2013

wankin the willy 

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july

Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”

wankin the willy by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023

Wankin' The Hose 

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

Wankin' The Hose by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025

wifie wankin 

Haha wifie wankin (in mels world) - a woman using her fingers or toys to pleasure herself untill she climax-s..... HAHA

Last nicht i Ws rubbin it as hard a got a friction burn, love a 'wifie wankin' session that a do though

wifie wankin by natedoggggg June 14, 2013

fat wankin fuk pig 

A ratherlarge FAT cunt with excess fat rolls like foreskin gruntin like a pig!

Oi!you lazy "fat wankin fuk pig"!

fat wankin fuk pig by WOZ,g December 28, 2007

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

'spankin gets you 'wankin by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

Waning Mullet 

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

Waning Mullet by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020