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Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.
Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.
by The white asain January 6, 2011
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Matilda Walton

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.
Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice
by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021
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A grant-walton

When one gets so drunk that they have to go to hospital
Oh shit, she pulled a grant-walton
by Solais February 3, 2020
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Javon ,Wanna, Walton

Is an actor who stared on Euphoria as (Ashtray) and became famous ever since and everyone love him because of his bright smile and also acting.
He might seen like a bad/gangster kid in Euphoria but he is really not he is really sweet and can light up your day with him just looking at you and smiling and maybe even waving at you!
"I wish i could meet Javon ,Wanna, Walton. He seems so sweet."
by By Mimi Loves you April 9, 2022
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Sleepy Waltone

The Sexual act between two men that involves one man laying on the other man's back. The man on top licks the man's asshole and sticks his curved penis in the man's mouth.

*Required* You must have a curved penis or you wont be able to reach the guy's mouth.
Guy: Hey guess what I did at the party last night!
Girl: What did you do? I hope it was exciting.
Guy: Chris took me to his bed and pulled a Sleepy Waltone on me. I had to go to the dentist the next day.

"The doctor gave Chris a check up which is specifically called a Sleepy Waltone."
by Waltonanator July 29, 2006
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Fort Walton Beach Highschool

Fort Walton Beach Highschool. Home of the Vikings. Where people tend to get butthhurt for having shitty sports programs! And if that doesn’t get you excited, you should see the cheerleaders, but we don’t know to go there because we know. We know that teams around the county have owned them time and time again. They spent all their money on their school stadium so now they have no money to afford janitors or toilet paper.
Some cool guy that’s not from Fort: Hey is that the cheerleader from fort?
Other cool guy also not from Fort: Yea dude, how’d you know?
First cool guy: I can smell her from the other side of the stands. Definition: Fort Walton Beach Highschool is a bunch of dumbasses.
by PenisLickerFromFDUB September 14, 2021
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Walton cat

Its the word for a person/cat that will play with other cats while listening to gabba.
the only cat that thinks they know all metal and the brutalization of the music world, doesn't appreciate anyone else's music taste. could also be known as an o.w.
Guy1: did you see that walton cat?
Guy2: yeah he thought he was a music pro.
Guy1: yeah he though my sister banging her cutlery on the table was music...
by Psyjam September 27, 2011
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