whizzle whazzle

A term used to describe a long drawn nonsense procedure that has a lot of worthless steps that are unnecessary to the outcome of the procedure. It can also be used as a derogatory term to describe the nonsense associated with worthless corporate team meetings that are provided by management to make workers believe that they have been empowered to render important decisions at the lowest level of employment such as self-directed work groups

Joe speaking: There is going to be another team meeting to plan our production goals for the year.

John answers: You have got to be kidding; we just went through all that whizzle whazzle in last weeks meeting.

by Marilynandjewel September 7, 2011

Whizzle

My penis.

Sizzln'my whizzle with my Chickizzle:))

by Doctor Fruitbomb March 11, 2014

Whizzler

A strong urge to go pee. Take a whiz.

Holy cow, did Meghan ever have to take a whizzler!

by Kelmille March 25, 2011

T-Whizzle

T-Whizzle is a guy who likes to think he is big and strong, however when it actually comes to trying to lift large weights he always seem to have some form of mysterious ailment or issue.

Man 1 - Hey lets do some weights with T-Whizzle

Man 2 - Nah no way man last time I tried to do weights with T-Whizzle he kept claiming his legs were different lenghts so he couldnt squat properly or that he had back problems so he couldn't deadlift.

Man 1 - Yeah that sounds like a T-Whizzle no wonder he is so small.

by that awsome guy May 24, 2014

Cock whizzle

The lack of knowledge of road etiquette.

That f**n cock whizzle just cut me off!

by Sir Chuck Diesel November 18, 2016

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

by Craig December 11, 2003

Whizzle

Whi-z-uhl
(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with said sickness.

"You should be friends with that person, they have the whizzle"
"Hey Whizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

by LameoBoogerHead November 21, 2006