someone has a very thin penis. and who masterbate frequently
dude hes a right stick waggler
by poo sucker June 7, 2009
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A person that freaks out about sooo many things there is only one deffiniton for them CUNT WAGGLER.
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noun- one whom spreads their legs without any clothing on and slaps their penis from side to side against each leg. this process must be done fast. different motions can be used for different sounds.
That Justin is such a wienie waggler just look how he slaps his penis against his legs with such ease. When I was in second grade he used to do that shit like an amatuer but now he's a pro. If he's not gay then I'm the fucking King of America.
by J.L.H June 6, 2006
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1) A term sometimes used in abstract math.
2) A reference to male with pierced genitalia.
3) Reference to a sex toy with parts that "clack" as it is used.
1) If X is a clacking waggler and all subsets of X are marint, then X is a supreme clacking waggler.
2) Dude, that guy is a clacking waggler. Its so gross!
3) My clacking waggler broke last night, and I cried
by booooob September 11, 2007
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A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
by Bitch1233343888 March 2, 2011
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A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying
buddy's a real cart waggler, try to avoid him
by Chillingallday November 29, 2020
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A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.
Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018
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