vuvuzela 

An argument made by many people against socialism that use Venezuela as an example of a failure of socialism

Socialist: *makes valid argument for socialism
Person 2: Well actually if you look at Venezuala it shows that socialism fails
Socialist: No not vuvuzela, it's not socialist

vuvuzela by basedIdiot May 6, 2021

Vuvuzela 

The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.

Vuvuzela: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Footy fan: Bawwwwwwwwwwww!

Vuvuzela by 5ubversive June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A term used by socialists to mock neoliberals for their fundamental misunderstanding about socialism and why Venezuela fell into crisis.

There were many factors that contributed to Venezuela's crisis, but the most obvious was the country's heavy reliance on oil for its economy, which lead to it collapsing when the price fell. Additionally, most of the country has been in private hands, such as 70% of the economy, 50% of the healthcare, and 80% of the workforce. If we went off these metrics, Norway, Denmark, etc. would be socialist, but rather, they're considered social democracies, which is a more friendlier version of capitalism to the people in said country (but not considered socialist).

Neoliberal: Venezuela was socialist and collapsed because of it, therefore socialism doesn't work.
Socialist: Vuvuzela no iPhone 100 billion dead

Vuvuzela by Clay_ July 16, 2022

vuvuzela 

The spawn of satan

Anyone using a vuvuzela should be executed.

vuvuzela by rickymyshickyjicky June 26, 2010

vuvuzela 

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*breathe*

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English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela

vuvuzela by AnonJudicator June 14, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A loud and annoying as fuck horn that sounds like a swarm of angry bees

I can't hear anything at this soccer game, because everyone is blowing on thier Vuvuzela.

Vuvuzela by Dude 991 June 26, 2010

vuvuzela 

A horn that ruins football matches with a loud annoying noise that serves no purpose - that's not used in the tempo of the game - just blown non-stop for 90mins in a retarded way

I very much like football to show my love of the game i will blow my vuvuzela for the next 90mins - i wont even watch the game i will just blow and blow and blow & blow - phrase the lord!!

vuvuzela by coroner01 June 16, 2010