Meat Virginia

The original title of the 1999 rock hit, “Meet Virginia” as written by Robert Hotchkiss, Pat Monahan and James Stafford of the rock band “Train”. The original lyrics were affectionately written about a Virginia-shaped piece of meatloaf during a serious case of the “munchies” while the band was performing a gig in Richmond. Written as a goof, the melody had such an appealing draw that the band decided to re-title the track to “Meet Virginia” and edit the lyrics to be more abstract and broadly appealing. The meaning behind the song “Meet Virginia” as has been hotly contested with theories of love interests, strippers, and drag queens abounding. Until now, the band has hilariously allowed these theories to promulgate while the original title and meaning of the song has eluded the blogosphere.

Rob: “Meat Virginia! I can't wait to eat Meat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey”
Pat: “Savage”
James: “Love it”

by Darren Besert October 25, 2018

Virgin

A member of a rare and dying race

Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!

Me: You are TWELVE

by Minigriff May 2, 2018

virgin nation

A group of Virgins that don do anything but celebrate being virgins

Bitch you can suck my dick but we aint fuckin im part of virgin nation

by Too Cool For Boss School February 2, 2017

Love Virgin

Someone who hasn't ever been truly in love and has patiently waited for the right person to fall in love with. They are an emotional "virgin" meaning they have never loved passionately or gone through a heartbreak.

Jessica: Hey how's it going with that Keith guy?

Anna: He's awesome but I just found out he is not a love virgin!

by mi_hellraiser April 25, 2022

Virginity Shield

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014

nigger virginity

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

jane the virgin

The best show in the entire world.A women who was accidentally inseminated with a random guy’s sperm.The show is currently halfway a complete season 4. It’s on Netflix and currently streaming on the CW app. This is the best show ever, I guarantee it.

OH MY GOSH!HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW ‘JANE THE VIRGIN’?ITS SO GOOD.

by Roberto’s Bestfriend ;) May 19, 2018