vesterious

Adventurous, but in a mysterious way

Person: oh look at her, being so mysterious about her adventures. She's so vesterious.

by happy_camper_22 July 26, 2022

a vestir santos

spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.

"so did Juanita finally get married?"

"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."

"pity.."

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

vesty

A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.

Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.

by Mike Rougeau April 13, 2008

Uncle Vester

A name for a child molester - Uncle Vester child molester

Someone who dates extremely young girls will be called Uncle Vester

by BigCbuzzle June 24, 2010

Vestros

Idiotic fool that is such an asshole to his/hers Co-Workers.

You’re a literal vestros.

by AC-130 below April 20, 2020

vesty

Vesty a person that looks like, or acts like a transvestite.

Dave: "Wow! Look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows."
Jason: "Dude, I think that's a vesty."

Sabrina: "Does this fake mole look good on me?"
Jessica: "It kind of makes you look like a vesty."

by Jessalova May 25, 2005

Vestroia

The Ikonoklast Empire became Vestroia once their leader, Caz, found out he was a Vestroian. They would then become a great enemy as they helped the Tronics in the war, claiming to be on the good side.

Vestroia is the fiercest there ever was.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021