vsco girl

the tumblr girls of 2019, you’ll probably catch them wearing a scrunchie, tube top, puka shell necklace, white vans or birkenstocks and don’t forget the hydroflask to finish off the look

Look at her instagram feed she’s such a vsco girl

by oatmeal girl June 30, 2019

vsco boyfriend

the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.

rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend

by vscoisforthegorls November 13, 2018

Vsco girl

Basically the most basic girl you’ll find out there. Common interests include scrunchies, hydro flasks, seashell chokers, and Birkenstock’s.

I love her aesthetic, she’s such a vsco girl

by juulpod6969 June 17, 2019

Vsco girl

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Vsco girl

by Jjjoess August 28, 2019

VSCO girls

These girls are a very distinct species. Usually seen out in the wild with a tube top, Vans, Crocs and Birkenstock’s. Don’t even think about forgetting the scrunchies and Hydroflasks in which they decorate with an assortment of colorful stickers.

Guy: Ok I brought your stuff
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*

by REDHORSESFLYING August 10, 2019

VSCO Girl

Type 1: Actually decent. Really pretty and not annoying, and doesn't call themselves vScO. They have all of the VscO giRl items, like scrunchies, a hydroflask, a kanken backpack, shell necklaces, oversized shirts, friendship bracelets, crocs, and birkenstocks. And not because it makes them vScO, but because they like them. They will also obviously have a VSCO and probably be pretty chill. Bonus points if they have sleepovers on their trampoline or something and have a jeep but also aren't annoying about it.

Type 2: Demon spawn. They will have ALL of the vSco gIrl items, and call themselves vScO quEeNs. I know girls like this. It's scary. But, VSCO is not an adjective. Their arms will be full of bracelets and scrunchies. They'll always say sKskskk out loud. If your on stan twitter you probably say skksksk but not out loud. But you see, these girls probably say it out loud. They also probably think Billie Eilish is unknown. And, they probably play the ukulele but really only know riptide. Maybe they'll know house of gold, but if they do twenty one pilots will always do it better. I really do not like these girls.

Basically, you can be a vScO gIrl, but please not the annoying ones.

Me (to a annoying vScO gIrl): Hi!
Them: Hi!!!! Like my scRuNchIes?!??
Them: drops hydroflask
Them: oMg aNd i oOp- skKsksk
Me: walks away

by _gr4ce_ August 1, 2019

Visco girl

Typically an 8th grade girl that was the love child of Snapchat and Tumblr. This species of little shit can be seen at your local Starbucks with a metal straw, a scrunchie, a signature Hydroflask, and a big crater on the side of their head. Visco girls obtained their name from the godawful social media application Visco, which is really just a shittier Instagram. Visco girls are extremely dangerous, as their general idiocy is stored in glands in their mouth that is released as a lethal toxin. Occasionally the toxin will lay dormant, however, when a Visco girl makes their trademark mating calls, “Sksksksksk” or “And I oop”, the toxin is excreted and kills anyone within a 50 foot distance of the Visco girl. Stay very very very far away.

God: Please look out, my children. There is a visco girl in your general vicinity.
Visco girl: Sksksksksk What a mood!
(There is no ending to the aforementioned dialogue as everyone is dead. Yes. Even god.)

by BooBooKeys September 1, 2019