Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

venison hat

Shoving your head up a sexual partners rectum and saying: "oh dear."

Jeff gave me a Venison Hat last night.

by Zebarron July 31, 2017

Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.

We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.

by goofball2985 March 14, 2025

sebab venison

A word used to describe a kebab comprised entirely of venison. Another not so common use is to create a briefcase file in windows named 'I'm hungry i want a sebab', copy it and paste it 378 times into that folder.

e.g Mum i want a sebab . im hungry i want a sebab venison.

by jylrj May 13, 2014