Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.

The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.

by L. Lowr August 31, 2021

sebab venison

A word used to describe a kebab comprised entirely of venison. Another not so common use is to create a briefcase file in windows named 'I'm hungry i want a sebab', copy it and paste it 378 times into that folder.

e.g Mum i want a sebab . im hungry i want a sebab venison.

by jylrj May 13, 2014

Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

Venson

Demi god; A walking diety. Gracious yet fierce, impractical yet practical, you have power and ability to choose Any destiny you want, you have an inherent courage and endurance to achieve "The Impossible Dream". Both emotional and possessive, you hold great responsibility and can be both practical, and impractical. You are the marrying kind, and have an eventful, exciting life. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily, always looking to improve yourself in society.

The great venson walks among us in many forms.

by Vense March 14, 2017

Venisonite

A minion of the Dark Lord Venison, trained to serve him in any way he sees fit. Representing him on game shows is a known trait of a Venisonite, usually in an attempt to amass revenue for Lord Venison’s next sleazy venture.

Did you see the dead look in that fella on the chase today, his name was Lord Barry and I have no doubt he is 100% a Venisonite.

by A_Broken_Venison_Victim March 20, 2020

Verison

It's probably a misspelling of Version, get your head out of the gutters people.

Person 1: Hey, so I need a verison of something, can you help?
Person 2: Bro, you just typed version wrong.
Person 1: Oops. No I didn't.

by Days Union <3 February 19, 2022