Velo-hottie

State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).

George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"

Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."

by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

velo warrior

A sav of a warrior who dominates all playing fields and who is ALWAYS gemming.

O my! I just beat Monkeyball 2 in 15 minutes! I'm a velo warrior!

by mr.west September 27, 2005

Velose

An adjective or adverb with broad positive connotations.

Pronounced: ve-low-se

Your hair looks luscious and velose.
This tastes so velose!
Wow, that’s some velose dancing!

by Schemas January 14, 2023

Velo Tiger

informal•derogatory
noun

A person of deviant sexual behavior. Particularly those that may break the local laws, local norms or my just be highly unusual.

Look at that Velo Tiger over there giving Ronny a lefty cappuccino.

by slaingod August 30, 2019

velo jelo

Velo jElO is a jElO eating lunch on Velo.

Velo JElO, hi

by SlurpyMUG October 15, 2020

Velo kink

The sexual attraction to putting Velo brand nicotine pouch already used by another person under your lip and masturbating while doing it.

Person 1: "Do you have any Velo pouches?"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"

by Autistick September 2, 2022