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Velocirapt

(v.) To express doing something that requires an intense amount of energy and brain power. It can be used in all matters and forms, ranging from simple day-to-day activities to more profound undertakings.
Tara: Dan, I woke up this morning and immediately velocirapted out of bed!

Dan: Whoa! That's crazy talk!
by mr.bojangles4251 December 17, 2011
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Cat Velociraptor

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
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Velociraptor

Person #1: I love velociraptors.

Person #2: I don't love velociraptors.

Person #1: Well everyone else does, so fuck you.
by Bucketheadfan94 December 31, 2008
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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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velociraptor

Velociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest.

Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.

Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrian, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.

Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.

Velociraptors do no know fear.
Velociraptors are really fucking scary
by NHW March 26, 2009
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Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.
Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you
by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007
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velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.
dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.
by Alzabo November 22, 2013
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