A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.
by plokiju August 16, 2003
Get the Velmamug. A kickass rock band from Albany, NY. They released Another Day at School in June 2002, and put on an amazing live show. Their website is www.thevelmas.com.
by mike grosshandler December 18, 2003
Get the the velmasmug. The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.
Person A "Ah shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"
Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"
Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"
by PrometheusNow September 16, 2015
Get the To Velmamug. 1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
by HoserHoe November 10, 2004
Get the Velmamug. Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.
Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?
Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.
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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.
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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
by ViatheV1 December 21, 2010
Get the Velmamug. “Dude that chick is a Velma “
by Daddy khan December 22, 2019
Get the Velmamug.