velo-monk

One who has eschewed many of life's pleasures to improve himself as a cyclist.

Tad's not as much fun since he's started training for the race. He insists on being in bed by 10, won't touch fast food or even have a beer with me. He's become a total velo-monk!

by Netherlipz July 14, 2009

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Velo-hottie

State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).

George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"

Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."

by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013

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velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

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velo warrior

A sav of a warrior who dominates all playing fields and who is ALWAYS gemming.

O my! I just beat Monkeyball 2 in 15 minutes! I'm a velo warrior!

by mr.west September 27, 2005

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Velo Tiger

informal•derogatory
noun

A person of deviant sexual behavior. Particularly those that may break the local laws, local norms or my just be highly unusual.

Look at that Velo Tiger over there giving Ronny a lefty cappuccino.

by slaingod August 30, 2019

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