VDSM

VDSM: Volvo Driving Soccer Mom. Replacement acronym for MILF. Usable in polite company.

You and your buds are at the grocery store picking up your cases of Natty light and see a smoking hot VDSM with her two crib rats in tow. You can remark on her presence without the gnarly old checkout grandma knowing to what you're referring.

by totalg33k August 19, 2013

VDS

Stands for Vaush Derangement Syndrome. This term is used to describe a condition in which one hates political streamer and economics understander Vaush.

Tankie: I hate Vaush!
Vaush: you have been diagnosed with VDS

by TmtoSouper April 14, 2021

Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)

The irrational hatred of politics streamer "Vaush" for clout.

Why is that leftie such a wokescold?
Poor soul, they must have Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)

by LilMega September 1, 2020

vdsfhgyt

What girls say after you fuck up :(

Me “oh”
Girl “ vdsfhgyt”

by JustYourAverageLoner March 5, 2021

VDS

VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.

VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping.

1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem.
I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS.

2. In response to a poor call by a sports official.
"Oh come on, that is total VDS!"

by Juice February 28, 2005

VDS

Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome

This night has VDS. He hasn't had a woman since he came out of his Momma.

by Da Man with a Plan October 7, 2020

VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)

A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

by The Polemic June 13, 2013