paolo valisari

A bitch ass Italian singer in "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie" who tried to frame Isabella for lip syncing when he was the one who was lip syncing. Isabella and Lizzie destroyed his career because he was a fake ass bitch.

"Sergei: Paolo Valisari cannot sing music. Now he must face music."

by Lightning McKachow January 17, 2017

Valissa

a sexy, intelligent, and fun-loving person to be around. Often found in the south (Florida). You would be very lucky to find yourself with this kind of person.

Amazing body to match her wonderful personality. Usually paired nicely with a {Chris}.

"That girl is so smoking hot and funny, she's a total {Valissa}!"

by M. Sop February 4, 2010

Valise

A big thing your carry around town that people may find annoying or funny.

Omg, look at this girl with her valise, she looks insane!

by Lilothepinky December 11, 2021

valis

acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM.
Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. Often mistaken for God.

The book VALIS by Philip K. Dick changed my life.

by Duke of Orlando March 27, 2004

valoist

someone who is obsessed and worships Ville Valo, lead singer of the band HIM (www.heartagram.com)

I love Ville so much, I think I'll become a valoist!

by colormeprfect April 26, 2004

Valvis

(n) A mythical creature that drinks 30 beers the night before an exam, do better than you and then tell you all about it.

A valvis drank enough car bombs to blow up a parking lot, then he singlehandedly ruined the curve in ch115, he wasnt even drunk!

by billzxfoyjhlfdlso January 29, 2009

Valisa

Above all in prowess, integrity, and courage.

The adept trauma surgeon saved all 4 victims of the head on collision and was considered Valisa for that day.

by wow-admin October 15, 2006