Vacant Balls

A break up via text message, IM, MySpace, Facebook, etc. The person is lacking any balls to break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend in person.

Can be used in past tense as "Vacant Balls'd"
1. I just got vacant balls'd over MySpace.
2. I think he's gonna vacant balls her today.
by pens0087 July 16, 2009
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Extra-vacant

The room is extra-vacant
I'm feeling extra-vacant
by KidAj34 December 01, 2018
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pretty vacant

the best sex pistols song EVER!

(along with anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, and EMI, of course...)
we're so pretty...oh, so pretty...

...we're vacant!
by Daisy McJuniper March 28, 2005
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[vacant hanger]

this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
by obease July 12, 2008
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vacant bird

Person 1: "She's such a vacant bird"
Person 2: "Thats so rude!"
by applejumbo March 21, 2016
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vacant house

when you get to a party and the DJ is playing some boring uns uns beats and nobody is dancing.
We passed by there but they were playing vacant house and nobody was dancing.
by debudebu November 25, 2009
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vacant hoe

A woman that although possibly currently engaged in a sex act, has a vacant oraface, ready and available for entry
Charissa was being plowed by two guys; however, her open mouth made her a vacant hoe.
by phredpgarvin June 08, 2018
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