Uruguayan

The best people you will ever meet. We are bit pessimistic, but still very friendly like canadians! HAHAHA, we dont live in huts, we live in regular roofed houses, ok? We have an appalling government for real, however we are not like Africans! LOL...Only joking...Come to Uruguay and find out about our culture and people

Person 1: are you Uruguayan?

Person 2: Yeah, I most certainly am.

by Diego González August 11, 2006

Uruguayan Girl

A very beautiful and friendly girl born in the country of Uruguay. Uruguayan girls are friendly and polite like Canadian girls. Most of them are super beautiful.

I love my crush that’s a Uruguayan girl. She’s so cute and sexy.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 8, 2022

Uruguay

The birth place of the FIFA World Cup, first held in 1930 in said country

Man 1: I wanna visit Uruguay?

Man 2: Uruguay? What the fuck is there?

Man 1: The stadium that first held the FIFA World Cup - back in 1930!

Man 2: You sure that stadium is still there?

Man 1: Fuck yeah! They ain't stupid to tear a place that made history down!

Man 2: Alright then! I'm gonna join you there!

by footballnotsoccer January 7, 2011

Uruguayan smoothie

A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.

Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"

Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"

Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"

by sickguy March 9, 2009

Uruguay

Uruguay is the most homosexual country in the world and is a large LGBTQ community.

Uruguay is a safe place to go for lesbian families.

by imnotgay_6969 March 6, 2019

uruguay

From a Simpsons episode where Homer reads 'Uruguay' as 'You are gay'.

John, uruguay

by Dr Definition May 16, 2003

uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.

"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."

by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018