Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.

Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.

Uranus is my favorite planet because it moves in such an interesting way.

by ténti December 30, 2013

Uranus

A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.

Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!

by Wesley Durrance January 2, 2006

Uranus

1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans.

2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.

1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun!
2) I see Uranus! And not the planet Uranus!

by Sirius123 May 24, 2007

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

by rtv0587 May 10, 2011

Uranus

A homosexual astronomer's favorite planet.

Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer?
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!

by Nickel Man is no queer. March 18, 2011

Uranus

1.seventh planet in our solar system.
2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.

Hey, I see Uranus

by The smarter, more knowledgeable citizen of America June 25, 2003

Uranus

The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.

Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?

by mavros May 10, 2006