The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE
Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay
Joe: ur dad lesbian
Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!
Jim: ur mom gay
Joe: ur dad lesbian
Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!
by Imtheurjokegod February 20, 2019
Get the Ur Family Tree LGBTmug. The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one*.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.
james:"ur family tree lgbt"
harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"
harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"
by drunkunsniper March 29, 2018
Get the ur family tree LGBTmug. The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u
by buckwindow November 20, 2018
Get the ur whole family tree lgbtmug.