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Unwoke

*The Smosh squad is playing The Who know me best challenge, question- What is Courtney’s biggest fear*

Olivia writes being unwoke

Courtney chooses Olivia’s answer because they are besties and that is Courtney’s biggest fear- Courtney hopes to never be unwoke.
by Koalalover0613 June 27, 2018
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Unwokeness

A word used by retarded SJW's and liberal twats to describe an overseeing of equality of outcome by a white, usually male person.
SJW: "Oh mah gawd, white peoples unwokeness really triggeres me"

Normal person: "Un-what? Stop speaking german you fucking Nazi"
by ProudWhiteBoi March 26, 2017
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Untake

To remove or denoting reversal of an action.
"Untake my heart. Untake all the lies and fictitious kisses."
by HugMeHalsey June 13, 2015
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unwoke

When one is not socially and politically aware. (Not woke)
Luke is so unwoke, he thinks mullets are still in style
by Tyrone_blackdude February 22, 2017
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unjoke

A long, drawn-out joke with an elaborate backstory, misguided details, and unnessesary exposition. What seperates this from other jokes is the deadpan ending, usually marked by something ridiculously stupid, a groan-inducing pun, or simply no punchline at all.
Usually told to make the joke teller laugh at the audience's dissapointment and confusion. Most of the time, some of the audience members join in the laugher as an attempt not to look like "the guy who didn't get the joke".
The most common Unjokes are: The Tennis Ball Joke, The Friar Joke, The Clown Joke, The Shaggy Dog Joke

I dont feel like typing out one of the incredibly long jokes... so here is a short one.

So two polar bears are in a bathtub together. One says to the other, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The other says, "That's not soap... That's a radio!!" (Laugh for effect. Others should join in)
by Cuppy Brown May 28, 2006
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Unwoke

Opposite of woke. Like undead, zombie. Unwoke, unable to comprehend society as it is now, wanting to go back on major societal issues instead of moving forward to catch up with the times. For instance, taking back womens’ rights to reproductive autonomy, taking individuals’ rights away to be who they are (LGBTQIA), not wanting gun reform (which is not a movement to remove the Second Amendment) all disguised under a false cape of religious beliefs mostly Christian, but truly stemming from bigotry, anti LGBTIA, racism, xenophobia, and white supremacy. Unwoke constantly forgetting there is First Amendment (separation of church and state.) Unwoke zombies want to take away gay marriage rights but keep guns without improved laws even though gay marriage never killed anyone and guns are now the number 1 killer of children in the U.S. The Unwoke truly believe that is their right due to their ideations such as Christian Nationalism privilege.
Unwoke suck, horribly suck, but they don’t even know it.
by Truth Caller April 17, 2023
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Untaken

Person 1: Is that seat untaken?
Person 2: Sorry, it's not available
by aabsbssssssssssss December 17, 2009
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