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UNIC Intern 

United Nations Information Center Intern. Title given to those who labor at a UNIC office without pay. Otherwise known as a highly capable, ambitious, and internationally-oriented individual with great aspirations to uphold the UN Charter and make the world a better place.

Is able to respond diplomatically to inquiries and visits by high-level dignitaries such as the UN Secretary General himself, as well as to nonsensical actors. Is also well-versed in the names and nationalities of all previous UN Secretary Generals, as well as the thousands of acronyms that characterize the vast UN system. Is also adept at engaging in social media and economy-enhancing activities without detection in the office.

Terms such as 'capacity building' and 'gender-based violence' are the daily parlance of the bonafide UNIC intern.
Layperson: Who's that man?
UNIC Intern: He's the SRSG for MONUSCO
Layperson: ....????
UNIC Intern: He's the Special Representative of the Secretary General for the U.N. Stabilization Misson in the Democratic Republic of Congo
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unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
unice is a caring person. she is outgoing beyond compare and can always make your day in a heart beat. and she is very strong she mighty have a hard life deep down but she’ll never show it unless your rlly close to her . unice may not be perfect looking but she is a fun, loving, and caring best friend to have. any chance you can to be friends with unice take it. she isn’t as popular as most but she is a great friend. she’ll stick with you through hard times and won’t ever let you down. overall, unice is a fun, caring, loving, crazy friend to have. and also if u date her u won’t regret it bc she’ll love you with all her heart
girl: “omg unice is my best friend

girl 2: “no she’s my best friend
Unice by maya_•_emo April 26, 2019
People use unicum in some video games (mainly World of Tanks) to describe the most skillful players.
That unicum actually rerolled his account, what a scumbag!
unicum by GaoHAQ October 14, 2015

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.