Do not click this unless you are 18

Reverse psychology to get people under 18 to click on something.

"Do not click this unless you are 18"
...
*Clicks 900 fucking times*
*Porn comes up*
*Clicks 9000 fucking times*

by DaveMachine September 15, 2007

Do not click this unless you are 18

A technique that tempts you to click it and you get god-knows-what popups after you click it

*A hand with longer black finger nails points at text* Do not Click this Unless you are 18.

by Amos Nusheg October 25, 2007

just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it

"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you

by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020

English Uncles

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".

Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."

by Ironguild May 21, 2011

unlesbian

the act in which to turn a lesbian into a straight man hunting whore.

lamar's going to try and make jess unlesbian.

by my token lesbian August 16, 2008

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid

Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

by Bobby321 November 1, 2008

Ungle

Extreme act of annoying someone

Geeza 1 : sooo i went to the shop to buy condoms and the shop keeper started to ungle me

Geeza2 : what did he do
Geeza 1 : he said buy 1000 condoms for the price of 7000 47 times

by bumrapist6000 August 31, 2019