Unforsequins

Tacky clothing decoration (i.e. sequins, beads) that goes unseen when the apparel is hanging between other items on the rack, causing anguish when a customer removes the item from the rack and discovers the ruination of an otherwise purchasable textile.

I thought I had found the perfect blouse, but I pulled it off the rack only to discover that unforsequins covered it in a sash-like spray from shoulder to waist. There was no way I could buy it.

by Jenszi August 18, 2011

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

undersexies

sexy underwear
opposite: passion killers

"You better not wear passion killers to that 'business meeting'
"No, of course not. I am wearing undersexies

by papernoteswriter January 18, 2011

Unhorsed

To separate someone from their horse usually forcefully. eg to push someone off of their horse

Diego unhorsed Johnny then turned to him and said “now you’re unhorsed”

by Smiladon_populator August 8, 2022

Underserved

Consuming enough alcoholic beverages to legally be considered under the influence but not so much as to comfortably act a fool and/or hit on or be hit on by undesirable members of the opposite sex

I had to call a cab last night at the bar, but I totally wasn't even buzzed!! I think I was underserved.

by calihog August 10, 2009

undorsement

When the brand pays a celebrity to ask them not to use their product for fear that it would tarnish the brand.

Opposite of endorsement.

The Situation received an undorsement when Abercrombie & Fitch offered him "a substantial payment" not to wear its clothes after it revealed it was "deeply concerned" that the 29-year-old "could cause significant damage" to the brand's "aspirational nature".

by Batman Potato August 25, 2011

Undorsement deal

When a lifestyle brand offers a celebrity money not to be associated with their brand or products.

The fashion world was abuzz today with news of a potential undorsement deal between lifestyle brand, Abercrombie & Fitch and Jersey Shore's 'The Situation.' Apparently Abercrombie & Fitch has offered 'The Situation' a "considerable" amount of money not to wear their clothes.

by Manna81 August 22, 2011