Uncrustables

The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days

Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!

by datboiwithfiya July 11, 2009

Uncrustable

When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank

I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 21, 2016

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

Uncrustable

Some guy who changed his profile pic to a wolf guy in discord and everyone now thinks he’s a furry

“Hey Uncrustable are you a furry?”……… “no”

by Uncrustablewithcrust April 18, 2022