U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

by Hank Panther May 31, 2023

mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!

by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009

golden u-haul

The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.

In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."

by Mike Solidum June 29, 2007

mexican u-haul

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

Dick U-Haul

A woman with a huge fat ass who has lead a high sexually active life for hire.

That girl almost ran me over backing up that Dick U-Haul!

by CountVonfingerbang November 5, 2019

Drive it like a U-Haul

Drive like there is no tomorrow while evading the Po Po.

Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.

by Dutch Butterscotch January 28, 2009

Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 5, 2021