U mad?

Taunting others in a way that's hilarious. If anyone is actually stupid enough to fall for this the real joke isn't just the fact that they get angry, it's that they actually fall for something so overused and STILL take the bait. That is truly the funniest form of stupidity.

Person A: Shut up, and stop saying that.

Person B: U mad?

Person A (Moron): Fuck you.

by Mokona Zero April 2, 2013

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

by Alise the alien July 26, 2021

U mad bro?

A phrase trolls use to piss off an already mad person even more.

Person 1:WTF THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT THREAD EVER HOLY SHIT OMG IM SO FUCKING MAD IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!1!!

Person 2:lol U mad bro?

Person 1: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by xcdemon05 September 13, 2010

U mad bro

a sarcastic way of teasing the other person when they are obviously mad

Guy1: <to guy2>"You son********!!?%*##"
Guy2: you mad bro?

by ilikeslang March 26, 2016

U Mad Bro?

A phrase commonly used in games in which one player is intentionally doing something in order to piss another off. This phrase is then repeated multiple times as a way of pissing off the offended player, causing them to want to reach through their screen and strangle the 10 year old kid on the other side and leaving the occasional gaping hole in one's computer, TV, etc. screen.

Offended: Dude, leave me alone.
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Seriously, leave me alone!
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Dude!
Offending: U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro?
Offended: GODDAMMIT!.

by BigFish April 2, 2013

u mad doggie

-Phrase coined by Harlem-bred rapper Cam'Ron.

Said to further aggravate someone who is mad.

'You just pissed me off!'

'U Mad Doggie?'

'Now I'm even more pissed off!'

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004

U mad brah?

Asking someone if there mad. Usally used after someone posts a serious thread about something. Pioneered in the teen misc section on body building forums.com. See example.

OP: today I broke my foot and now I can't squat for a month. Additionally someone stole my cellphone and ran up the bill.
Poster: u mad brah?!

by Starboardrwr223 August 26, 2009